The latest “breaking” reports gushing from liberal beltway outlets confirm that Vice-Empress Kamala Harris is absolutely worthless. The very last place she wants to be is the Mexican border. She’ll be there Wednesday, June 25, though. Her handlers tell her it’s critical she gets there before Trump does.
Kamala Harris caves
For weeks now, ever since the palace stuck her in front of the TV cameras to explain the invasion crisis at the border, Kamala Harris has been avoiding the obligation to inspect the extent of the damage. Suddenly, she’s determined to make a mad dash to Mexico by Friday.
The only thing that changed is Once and Future President Donald Trump scheduled a trip to the border the following Wednesday. Conservatives demand, “tell me this isn’t just another useless a photo op.”
Everyone can see she clearly caved in to conservative pressure. If it wasn’t for Donald Trump, the only run Kamala would make to the border would be for Taco Bell. Then, only because she has the munchies from smoking so much of that Jamaican ganja which makes her hear music from the future.
She’s going to have some help facing the press in El Paso, Texas, “expected to be accompanied by Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.”
It’s been a full three months since Imperial Leader Biden appointed Kamala Harris as Border Czarina, but only days since “Republicans urged President Joe Biden to relieve Harris of her duties and replace her.”
That’s the same time they announced that Donald Trump will be doing what she’s afraid to do. The Palace is maintaining a clamp on agenda secrecy because Harris is afraid she might get bushwhacked along the trail. “Harris’ office and the Department of Homeland Security both refused to confirm details of the Vice President’s planned visit.”
Solving the root causes
Kamala Harris insists that she was never in charge of defending the “border” even though she’s been “Border Czar” since February when there was “a sudden, major spike in illegal alien apprehensions at the border.” She’s on record over and over saying “that DHS Secretary Mayorkas is tasked with handling the issue of illegal immigration — but that she was tasked with solving ‘root causes’ of migration in the Northern Triangle — El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras. That’s a load of crap, conservatives say.
We’re seeing an invasion and the gates are wide open. According to Daily Wire, “the crisis on the southern border has worsened dramatically since President Joe Biden took office. Illegal immigration has exploded to record levels, up more than 600% from last year.”
She avoided a trip to the lawless frontier by flying right over it, into the heart of Mexico, where she was grilled relentlessly by Latin American reporters about the crisis.
Kamala “got visibly agitated whenever she was questioned over whether she planned to visit the United States-Mexico border, at one point cutting off a Univision reporter who questioned whether a border visit was on Harris’ agenda.” She downplayed the need for an on-site inspection, describing “a border visit as a “grand gesture” that would divert attention from her “work.” Then Trump said he would go.
As reported by Daily Wire, the pressure “ramped up last week when former President Donald Trump and Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced that Trump would pay a visit to the border in Texas and meet with Abbott about his plans to build his own border barrier, allowing Texas authorities to intercept illegal immigrants that slip past federal immigration officials.”
That turned out to be the the magic spell needed to summon the demon Kamala to the border. Hopefully they’ll keep her penned up in a tight pentagram while she’s loose in public.
