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Russia Loving Biden Press Sec Explains Why It’s Okay to Cancel the National Anthem

According to Palace spokesunit Jen Psaki, Imperial Leader Joe Biden “respected” the controversial decision made by Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to stop playing the national anthem before basketball games. Cuban walked it back but the Oval Office was all for it anyway. The “Russia loving” palace propaganda minister explained Wednesday why it’s okay to cancel the symbol of White Nationalism.

Ditch the National Anthem

As soon as November’s selection results were in, Mark Cuban decided to ditch the American theme song before any game his Dallas Mavericks play in. He stuck with it and made the announcement Tuesday night.

The team’s owner declared to the press that “he had instructed the team to stop playing the National Anthem before it’s home games this season. It was my decision, and I made it in November,” declining to comment further.

When his fans melted the office phone lines down in outrage, Cuban decided that it might not be such a great idea after all. His Wisdom was disappointed to hear it. Faux News cornered the official spokesunit on the hot button issue at the daily palace press update.

“What does [Imperial Leader] Biden think about the Dallas Mavericks’ owner, Mark Cuban, deciding to indefinitely stop playing the National Anthem before his National Basketball Association games?”

Psaki was glad to be asked. His wisdom is “incredibly proud to be an American and has great respect for the anthem and all that it represents, especially for our men and women serving in uniform around the world.”

Particularly the 5,000 member National Palace Guard stationed in D.C. at least through March.

Right to peacefully protest

The Imperial Palace made it crystal clear that symbols of White Nationalism have no place at sporting events and sides with the right of the team owners to cancel the disgusting display of hate.

He may have “pride” but that pride doesn’t extend to playing the anthem before ball games though. Anarchists have the right to feel comfortable while watching basketball games.

“He’d also say,” Psaki continued, “we as a country haven’t lived up to our highest ideals.” Colin Kaepernick and his crew of kneeling millionaires show the potential we could reach if we got rid of that disgusting National Anthem.

That’s what folks are really saying “when they take action at sporting events,” Psaki explains. “It means respecting the right of people, granted to them in the Constitution, to peacefully protest.”

Constitution? you mean we still have one? Doesn’t seem like it the way all the Imperial Decrees have been flying around. At least for now, we still have a National Anthem too. Furious fan outrage did the job. Unfortunately, using the same tactics to restore the power of the Constitution won’t work as well as it used to.

With the global regime in power, questioning authority has repercussions. Nobody is real sure what form they’ll take yet but the Mayor of Tampa, Florida is ready to send the cops out to round op those going maskless.

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