Joe Biden Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency

Joe Biden Bombshell Hits The News

Despite clearly displaying significant cognitive decline, former President Joe Biden has reportedly signed with a Hollywood talent agency.

The 82-year-old one-term president was forced to end his reelection bid because of his obvious cognitive decline and his numerous scandals in office, yet for some reason, a Hollywood talent agency has decided to sign him to their label.

The Creative Artists Agency (CAA), which also represents former President Barack Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama, has announced that they hired Biden — claiming that the former president is one of the “most respected and influential voices in national and global affairs.”

CAA co-chairman Richard Lovett made the announcement in a statement.

“His lifelong commitment to public service is one of unity, optimism, dignity, and possibility. We are profoundly honored to partner with him again,” Lovett claimed.

CAA also previously represented Biden before he took office in 2021, which is no surprise considering the fact that the agency’s top executives have long been some of the biggest supporters of Democrat politicians within the entertainment industry.

Beyond political figures, CAA also represents a lot of popular celebrities, including Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, and George Clooney.

While talent agencies like CAA are usually discreet about the ways they promote their political clients, a well-known figure like Biden “would most likely be put forward for speaking engagements and book deals,” according to Breitbart News.

Many were shocked about CAA’s decision, especially because of Biden’s cognitive decline and his abysmal approval ratings — as he left office with a historically low popularity, with one poll showing Biden’s approval rating at just 36%.

Regardless of his popularity, Biden is reportedly going to be receiving “major Hollywood deals” thanks to CAA, according to several reports.

Social media users were quick to make jokes about the news, with popular X account ZeroHedge writing: “When the USAID piggybank runs dry, gotta monetize your talent in the private sector.”

“This makes less sense than him getting 80+ million votes. The guy can’t even read, walk or talk anymore. What use could he possibly be to hollywood?” another user asked.

Many users also jokingly questioned whether Hollywood was making a reboot of “Weekend At Bernies.”

President Donald Trump also responded to the news.

“You gotta be kidding. He signed on with a talent agency? Trump told the media in the Oval Office. “I think he’s got bigger problems than that. I really do. I think he’s got much bigger problems than that. But I wish him well.”

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