Oh, you think I’m too cracked out to get things done, well, let’s just get the Big Guy on the phone, shall we? That seems to have been Hunter Biden’s standard sales pitch for the family influence peddling racket.
Big guy on the phone
Hunter Biden carried the “Big Guy” around with him in his pocket, just a phone call away from anywhere, on speakerphone. Hunter must have been a big fan of Charlie’s Angels back in the day. Joe was smart enough to talk in generalities. Mostly. There were a few times he slipped up.
As reported, that’s what Devon Archer is all set to tell Congress. He sat in on those speakerphone meetings with the family’s “overseas business partners.” The ones in Russia, China, and Ukraine, just to name a few.
At 48 years old, Devon Archer has nothing left to lose and has no problem throwing the Biden family under the bus. He’s already facing “a year and a day” in jail for his alleged role “in a $60 million bond fraud.”
JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s former business partner Devon Archer is set to testify this week that Joe Biden was deeply involved with Hunter Biden’s overseas business dealings, attending meetings both over the phone and in person.
Despite all of the growing evidence Biden is still… pic.twitter.com/MNrlaTA9k1
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 24, 2023
He claims he didn’t do that one. He’s hoping to get one of those golden get out of jail free cards for spilling the beans on Joe Biden and his diplomatic money making phone frenzy. It was practically a telemarketing boiler-room. Just a sophisticated one.
In return for immunity from prosecution on what he tells, Archer is sitting down with interrogators on the House Oversight Committee.
He’s about to detail “meetings he witnessed that were attended by Joe Biden either in person or via speakerphone when Hunter would call his father and introduce him to foreign business partners or prospective investors.” They got the Big Guy on the phone from Dubai, for example.
On the Burisma board
Archer is also expected to tell Congress exactly how he and Hunter Biden ended up each getting paid $83,000 a month by Burisma for a phone call to Joe Biden once in a while. Both were listed on the board of directors. Burisma’s owner also wired $10 million in cash over to the family. On December 4, 2015, “after a board meeting of the Ukrainian energy company Burisma” in Dubai, the entire board had dinner at the Burj Al Arab Hotel.
After that, Devon and Hunter “traveled six miles north to the Four Seasons Resort Dubai at Jumeirah Beach to have a drink with one of Hunter’s friends.” Probably a hooker.
While waiting at the outdoor beach bar, they got a jingle from senior Burisma executive Vadym Pozharskyi. He wanted to know “where they were because Burisma’s owner Mykola Zlochevsky needed to speak to Hunter urgently.” For $83 K a month, when your boss calls, you go, or at least invite him to join you and some hookers at the bar. The two Ukrainians arrived shortly.
🚨BREAKING: Devon Archer, Chief Hunter Biden business partner and former best friend to TESTIFY UNDER OATH before Congress as whistleblower Joe Biden spoke on phone with foreign business partners over 24 times pic.twitter.com/PyqImAwF5E
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 24, 2023
Once the formalities were out of the way they got down to business. “Can you ring your dad?” Hunter whipped out his phone faster than he whips out his d!#k. At the time, it was “early afternoon, Friday, in Washington, DC.”
As Archer is expected to testify, “Hunter then called his father, put him on speaker, placed the phone on the table, and introduced the Ukrainians to Joe Biden by name.” Hi Dad, here with “Nikolai and Vadym.” Joe knew those names. Per Archer, Hunter “also said words to the effect that the Burisma bigwigs ‘need our support.‘”
They had a little problem with a prosecutor. Three days later Joe was jetting off to Kyiv and threatening to withhold American aid unless they fired Burisma’s problem. He was going to do that anyway, not because he was paid $10 million, Joe continues to insist. Maybe he was but he took the money anyway.
