In Joe Biden’s Democrat run version of America, it’s perfectly acceptable to waste your old man because he brought home the wrong flavor chicken wings. Things like this didn’t used to happen in Bountiful, Utah. The state has their share of drawbacks, like Mitt Romney and rampant polygamy, but now that the police have been condemned as racist, the new world order word is “snafu.”
The wrong chicken
What the heck was in that bucket? Police are still trying to figure this one out. On Thursday, October 21, basement dweller Alika Suliafu, age 31, “allegedly tried to shoot his father after he brought home the wrong chicken wing order.”
According to the police paperwork, Suliafu is “charged with attempted murder and felony discharge of a firearm.”
The lead started flying through the family home situated approximately 11 miles north of Salt Lake City when dad got home from the local chicken fryer. “When (Suliafu) discovered the wings were not the variety he liked, he became upset and began to argue.”
He had to walk away from the argument to get his weapon. “Suliafu retrieved a firearm and pointed the gun at his father,” after arguing some more about the wings.
Dad knew that someone messed up but he wasn’t dying for some mis-dipped chicken parts.
“Police said that his father begged not to be shot. He then ducked as Suliafu allegedly pulled the trigger.” Dad will remember that at Christmas time. His loyal and obedient offspring fired more than once. The neighbors were lucky.
Bullet in the dishwasher
Thankfully, the bullet whizzed past the older man as he ducked but it proceeded “through a wall into a neighboring apartment, and became lodged in the next-door neighbor’s dishwasher.”
The judge will likely order restitution for that. The kid can buy his own chicken next time.
The psychotic gunman “fired the gun twice more, while his father tried to wrestle him to the ground,” the report notes, “with both bullets hitting the ceiling.”
As they struggled, the “father eventually grabbed the firearm and fled the apartment.” He doesn’t mind being called chicken for running.
Suliafu had also flown the coop before the cops arrived. He wasn’t real successful at evading them and he was “later apprehended and taken into custody.”
Currently enjoying the flavorful fried chicken at Davis County Jail in Farmington, he won’t be getting out on bail because he was already in trouble. “Police asked that he be detained without bail because he is serving a plea in abeyance for an assault charge.”
