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McCarthy Screens Sound of Freedom Democrats All Absent

Democrats really don’t want to see “The Sound of Freedom.” They’re avoiding the explosive movie in droves. They don’t want to hear about it either. Especially the liberals in Congress. Not even to know what it is that their opponents are talking about, day and night. That’s a shame because they can actually do something about the abuse. Perhaps they prefer it to remain covered up. That way, the progressives don’t have to put half their donor base in prison.

Sound of Freedom annoys Dems

The words “The Sound of Freedom” are a magic talisman guaranteed to banish demonic Democrats. They hear those words and vanish off to some impish corner of the Deep State underworld, suddenly deciding to do their evil deeds elsewhere.

No wonder the FBI has declared those who pray the Rosary to be domestic terrorists.

Republican House Speaker Kevin McCarthy proved he’s not always a RINO, even though he likes to dress up like one for Halloween. He tried to earn some brownie points with his deplorably far-right ultra-MAGA members by sponsoring movie night on Capitol Hill.

Tonight, I’m going to have another movie night, we’re going to show the ‘Sound of Freedom,” McCarthy declared at an “impromptu” press conference about it.

Apparently the left-leaning media was angry about having to scramble the cameras and microphones over at short notice, then be forced to listen to what he had to say. McCarthy’s words had the same effect on the press as Holy Water has on a vampire.

Even worse than making them hear that Sound of Freedom phrase over and over again, they were terrified to learn that the “film’s star, Jim Caviezel, and Tim Ballard, whom the film is based on, would also be in attendance.” Democrats really didn’t want to come face-to-face with Ballard. That would blow any shred of plausible deniability they had all to Hell.

Speaking of hell

Democrats don’t approve of words like “Hell,” even though they pretend it’s meaningless. Philosophers who really don’t care if they’re wrong or right, because they get paid to argue about it either way, have determined that there are “eight circles of Hell.” The pedophiles thank the government officials crafting policies making it possible. Those who make the events of the Sound of Freedom movie a true story will pass through all eight of them in rapid succession.

It’s interesting to note the names Dante gave them back in the day. Joe Biden should especially be paying attention to the name of number eight because it’s reserved just for him. For the record, they are, in order: “Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud.” Yes, some of those are also deadly sins. The Biden family knows them well. Joe’s lost in limbo and you can find lots of examples of all the rest. Hunter has Lust and Gluttony covered, they’re all greedy, show lots of anger, and display heresy by being abortion loving Catholics. Joe’s Corn Pop story, alone, is full of violence and Congress happens to be investigating the alleged fraud.

Hopefully,” McCarthy invited, knowing it was futile, “Republicans and Democrats can come together, see a movie about human trafficking, and actually find ways to stop the human trafficking that’s continuing to move throughout the world.” Not a single Democrat showed up.

A week before, rightful President Donald Trump screened The Sound of Freedom at his club in Bedminster, New Jersey. It tells the true tale of “a U.S. federal agent who quits his job to launch a rescue effort of child sex trafficking victims.

When Trump’s screening of the movie was over, he announced that at his first opportunity he’ll “impose the death penalty on human traffickers.” The Sound of Freedom really annoys Joe Biden. He’s beginning to wish he had sold off Hunter back when he was young enough to fetch a good price.

Now, his lawyers will get to spend all the bribe money the family’s been collecting for years. They’re hoping they might be able to sell a few of Hunter’s paintings but they’ll have his cocaine dealer to pay off first, from the proceeds. He charges extra for making deliveries to the West Wing.

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