A drunken naked brawl recently broke out at Disney World, which is further proof that the children’s vacation spot and alcohol don’t mix.
If you want a “Jerry Springer“-style brawl, then look no further than one of the unlikeliest of places: Disney World. This brawl broke out between some drunken, naked sisters, and it culminated in the two having a tussle in the bushes before one of them slipped on the other’s vomit.
This incident occurred last October, but it has just been revealed, and there is no question that this incident “reads like the plot of an episode of ‘The Jersey Shore,’” according to Disney blog WDWNT, and this is just one of many headline-grabbing dustups that have happened at the iconic normally family-friendly landmark. Seriously, though….can’t you just picture Snooki or someone else from that silly reality show pulling a stunt like that? I can…
This ill-fated evening began when the sisters, who were indeed tourists from New Jersey, grabbed dinner at a Disney Springs steakhouse and then hit up an Irish pub for drinks, according to the details recently revealed in the Florida circuit court papers.
The sisters were aged 29 and 31 respectively, and they were ready to go back to their hotel off the resort property, but their phone died, so a Disney security guard called an Uber for them. However, the driver of the Uber didn’t want to take them because he thought they were too drunk, so the security guard got them a taxi instead.
While they were waiting for the taxi, the two began to argue. The older sister said that the younger one was a “bad mom” and was slapping her, according to court documentation. In return, the younger sister decided that she was going to punch her older sibling.
After police from the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office arrived at 12:40 a.m., they soon discovered the younger sister crying and screaming near the Cirque du Soleil, just a few steps from the Watermelon and Mango parking lots. She had stripped down to just underwear and sandals, according to court papers.
“After attempting to calm the situation, [the security manager] said one female slapped the other in the face,” the sheriff’s report said. “At that point, both females began punching, slapping, and pulling each other’s hair.”
Even though the security manager did his best to pull the two women apart, they yet again rushed at each other in true, trashy reality TV fashion.
“Once separated, both sisters ran at each other, slipped in [the younger sister’s] vomit, then fell into the bushes while still fighting,” the report said. The security stated that the younger sister “ran a few feet away and took off her dress, exposing her breasts. Shortly after, they began to punch each other again.”
Eventually, the responding officers and security guards were able to completely separate the two and they were arrested.
When they questioned the younger sister, all she wanted to talk about was how she “didn’t like her sister’s boyfriend.”
Both of the sisters were arrested for battery, misdemeanor domestic violence, and public intoxication, and the district attorney ultimately declined to press charges.