Rocio Pino, a Mexican OnlyFans porn-star-turned-politician has stuck out her chest and strode into the race for Mexico’s Chamber of Deputies, the lower house of their Parliament, with a unique campaign promise: free boob jobs. Nope. That isn’t a joke. Pino, who goes by the name ‘La Grosera‘ meaning the rude (or more loosely translated naughty) lady announced her run in June for the center of left “Progressive Social Networks party”. She’s seeking to represent the State of Sonora in Mexico City which borders Arizona and New Mexico to the north.
“[My] election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation for all women,” Pino, 33, told the DailyStar.
Rocio’s campaign hashtag is #ChichisParaTodas literally translated: “TitsForAll”. According to The New York Post Pino has vowed “Women who have undergone mastectomy [will be] given priority,” The OnlyFans porn actress has leaned extremely hard into the mammary-centric campaign to an extent that just verges on shocking, which in 2021 is saying something.
It looks like assassinations and cartels aren’t the only things to make Mexican politics interesting anymore.
Ahorita lo que menos necesitamos son más políticos tradicionales, corruptos y machistas.
Este 6 de junio vota por RSP. #ChichisParaTodas #MamaLuchona pic.twitter.com/ZOgACAwNtO— La Business Woman (@la_gr0sera) May 27, 2021
Slogans like “With me, your vote counts for two” and, “Because a woman with tits is an empowered woman,” have dominated her advertising campaign which has garnered international attention beyond the 60,000 or so subscribers who pay a stately $144 per month to view her uncensored assets. Back of napkin math? That’s a staggering $8.64 Million per year before OnlyFans.com takes their cut. Yowza. And here’s why.
The Daily Star reports, “Pino’s other election promises include teaching girls about abuse in school from an early age, sanctioning men who do not contribute financially to their children’s upbringing and introducing laws to protect women from cybercrime.”
A Progressive Left, Pro-Police, Feminist Campaign
(You Usually Don’t See That Combination)
All of the fun and novelty aside, Pino is running a highly feminist, progressive, leftist campaign which is more of what our neighbors to the South don’t need. But, she does have some excellent policies aimed toward police and their families.
“What we least need right now are more traditional, corrupt and male-chauvinist politicians,” she wrote to her 263,800 followers on Twitter on Friday.
Pino’s leading policy plank is for Police to enjoy many of the benefits that officers in the United States are accustomed to and members of the American public take for granted for Law Enforcement:
- Because of where Police work day by day, life insurance should be mandatory.
- Retirement after 25 years of service in risky jobs as police officers.
- Increase in base salary for security personnel.
- Scholarships in tuition fees for police children in case of loss of parents in the line of duty.
- Pension for spouses who lose their partner while in the line of duty.
- Police training: We need police officers trained in security, defense, laws, and ethics.
- Economic and psychological help for policemen who lose a limb while working.
- Insurance for major medical expenses that is effective in the event of an accident or physical damage while exercising your profession.
This election season in Mexico has seen an unheard of number of political assassinations with 94 killed, 17 of whom were candidates. Agree or disagree with her policies, you have to admire the courage it takes to just run for office in a land where the Cartels and corruption rule.