Hunter Biden always wanted a career in adult video. He wasn’t expecting the trailers to be aired on the nightly news though. It seems that back in 2019 he had a spontaneous and candid interview with the hooker who delivered his drugs, which Daily Mail swears they have a copy of. Someday, he may learn to turn the camera and sound off when he’s done filming the kinky sex but he admits that’s a challenge for him. He also admits Joe Biden could be blackmailed by Russia in three different ways. Not only that, there seem to be up to three different “laptops” missing in action, not just the one everybody knew about.
This should be the biggest scandal of the year. https://t.co/Gd5bCfa73F
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) August 12, 2021
Hunter unleashed
On Wednesday, August 11, DailyMail reportedly “obtained new video from” a laptop once belonging to Hunter Biden. In the video, Biden claims Russians stole one of his laptops for blackmail, “while he was close to overdosing in a Las Vegas hotel room.” That means there could be “a total of three computers.”
One was allegedly “abandoned at a Delaware computer store.” A second was “seized by federal agents” when they raided the Massachusetts office of Keith Ablow. The disgraced psychiatrist was accused of professional misconduct and had his medical license suspended.
Throughout the video, “Hunter and the unidentified hooker appear to be doing drugs off the bedside table.” The playboy “appeared dismayed that if the video was sold by the alleged thieves to porn or news companies” he would be unable to cash in.
“Maybe it’s ‘news interest’ and because my dad’s a public figure they say ‘we don’t have to pay you anything because you’re of interest in regular news.” The prostitute had a suggestion. “I think you should just beat him to the punch. I think you should release your own video.”
DailyMail was thoughtful enough to provide a full transcript of Hunter Biden’s “laptop confession to a hooker.” Something about the girl who brought him his stash reminded him of an incident long ago and far away so he started reminiscing.
“Before I met you,” to fill his prescriptions, “I was with these guys.” They weren’t like her. “Primarily my source, ok? And I spent fu**ing crazy amounts of money. I went to Las Vegas and he said it would be one day. I made him promise me it would be one day. I hate Las Vegas.” It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door.
To the hot tub
“So literally after 18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite [inaudible] four different hotels, and thousands of dollars. I didn’t even know. He had my credit card, he said we got half off, I was like great. Then I found out it was $10,000 a night. I’m like what?”
The guy promised a lot but couldn’t deliver. “And each night he’d be like ‘there’s going to be so many people here, crazy fu**ing party’ and each night it’s nobody.” That’s when Hunter went to the hot tub.
As he was sitting there in “the hot tub by myself, which hangs over the edge of the fu**ing top floor, with glass, it’s ridiculous. And so I’m sitting there and that’s the last I remember.” His so called friends had gathered the evidence and were ready to split when Hunter unexpectedly regained consciousness.
“I wake up and the only people that are there are Miguel, the guy frantically running round gathering things up, ok… and Pierce, this guy, his friend.” They had already “kicked everybody out. And they had cleaned up the entire place, everything ok? And they were getting ready to leave, and I woke up. And there was this Russian 35-year-old, really nice, pure brunette.” She “refused to leave and they wouldn’t call an ambulance. And they didn’t know whether I was dead or not, at first.”
The only thing that saved his life is that somebody decided to check if Hunter was still alive. “They checked to see if I was breathing. When I finally showed signs of breath, at first I wasn’t breathing, I was in the fu**ing pool face down, they don’t know how long.” That’s when he realized his computer was gone. “Anyway my computer, I had taken tons of like, just left like that cam on.” His Russian drug dealer had the passwords.
He “would always put in a passcode and all that, you know what I mean? It was fu**ing crazy sh*t. And somebody stole it during that period of time. He did all this kind of like pretend search and sh*t.” That was the last time he saw the guy. He got “$2,000 worth of stuff in an Uber and he sent me a [inaudible] with the Uber, and I had to send the money to a cash app or something.”
They’d try to blackmail you?
The thing that Hunter was bothered most about was the big guy. “No no no, because my dad [inaudible] running for president. He is, he is, he is. I talk about it all the time. If they do, he also knows I make like a gazillion dollars.” The girl replied, “they’d try to blackmail you?” Of course. “Yeah. In some way, yeah.”
Sean Hannity of Faux News backs that up. He had a chance to get his hands on a Biden laptop of his own but his legal team made him pass. He had his legal analyst Gregg Jarrett with him to help explain. “I have been offered the laptop, my lawyers won’t let me accept it. The reason, I’m told, is because of what is believed to be on it.” Stuff that’s way too hot to handle legally.
“I have three individual and separate sources that have told me there are pictures on this laptop, probably the very things that alerted John Paul Mac [Isaac], the computer repairman, to alert the FBI.” Then there are the Russians. Hunter “implies pretty clearly that he thinks the Russians stole it.”
That “invites several questions.” For instance, have the Bidens “been blackmailed by the Russians? Was there an attempt at blackmailing them? Or might there be a future attempt? Might the Russians be holding this laptop as a bargaining chip for future foreign policy negotiations with the United States?”
The “FBI and intelligence agencies in the U.S. should be deeply concerned” because Hunter and his shenanigans are a “legitimate national security concern.” The fact there hasn’t been a single charge shows “influence-peddling and corruption.”
The U.S. attorney in Delaware “has conducted a two-year investigation and we haven’t seen subpoenas, search warrants, we certainly haven’t seen indictments and prosecutions. It really makes you wonder, what’s going on here. Is this really a sincere, vigorous investigation, or are the Bidens being protected?”
